EPIC GOAT STORY CHAPTER 1 OF 30

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EPIC GOAT STORY CHAPTER 1 OF 30

Post  MEI on Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:51 am

EPIC GOAT STORY1: OH HELLO

One day a goat named Mei was walking down a forest with eyes of beauty and he was looking for good food..
But then he heard a rustle in the bushes and wondered what it was.
But he didn’t like it when a wolf came out of the bushes “AAH no please!” the wolf saw his scared reaction and instead of attacking he asked him to do…something..
“Alright little goat BEND OVER” but he was on all fours so he was bent anyway.
The wolf then positioned himself and put his peepee in.
“OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW”
The wolf left satisfied.

“Oh no…straights lost” then suddenly link came along with the triforce of toasters and said “WOW what is that liquid coming out of you’re ass little goat” “liquid” “What is liquid” it’s stuff and…1 hour later.
“WHOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well bye” and link left.
Somewhere else though.
“NO tapu I can’t have lotsa spaceship cause im not hungry” “WELL FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!1one”
And since they were shouting the same wolf heard them.
END OF CHAPTER.
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Re: EPIC GOAT STORY CHAPTER 1 OF 30

Post  Boxtop5000 on Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:48 pm

dat wuz ghey u r teh wurst fanfic riter evar go kill urself
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